This chocolate bar-shaped calculator won’t melt in your bag, but it might break a few expectations. It adds, subtracts, and mildly distracts—everything a solid desk accessory should do.
It’s not real chocolate, which is disappointing. But it will help you calculate how many real chocolate bars you can afford after rent.
MILDLY IMPORTANT DETAILS
Solves equations. Raises eyebrows.
Not satisfying to eat. Weirdly satisfying to use.
Maths has never looked this snackable.
The only bar that doesn’t judge your spending habits.
Technically a calculator. Emotionally a coping mechanism.
